Christmas Market Travel Mistakes to Avoid: A Practical (and Slightly Cheeky) Guide

When Tangier’s Noise Meets Christmas Market Season

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Krakow at Christmas Time

Why there is hammering at 7:45 in the morning, in central Tangier, is downright comical. The city has it in for people who stay here long-term. Come on, on a holiday of all sorts, you can’t wait until at least nine to get started. While I want to dwell on the incessant noise that plagues this area, I must admit that I’ve never experienced anything like it before and likely never will again. If you want some silence, good luck finding some in a place where reprieves are a joke and fleeting at best. 

I’m confident there are better topics for us to focus on for this week’s latest blog. With the Christmas season underway, it’s only fitting that we shift our focus to Christmas Markets and some dos and don’ts. Before we dive in on my limited experience, I’ll say the go-to for all things related to this season is definitely Intothebloom.com. There you’ll find thorough, excellent, and insightful blogs and reports on individual cities and their markets. I know I found many tips and ideas on Dominika’s site for all of my travels.

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 My Early Christmas Market Adventures

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Reindeer on vacation in Brindisi, Italy

The Christmas Market season is one I have enjoyed participating in over the last three years, although I can trace my first foray into that world back to 2016, when I flew to Vienna for a conference. My colleagues and I were fortunate enough to schedule our annual school PD sessions for the end of November, which coincided with the opening of the Christmas Markets in Bratislava and Vienna. Shhh, don’t tell anyone, but Bratislava’s won my heart that year. How one can’t fall in love with a Christmas Market that’s in the middle of an old town square with a magnificent castle in the background is beyond me. Throw in some food vendors, mulled wine, or, in my case, hot chocolate and decorations galore, you might be onto something. 

Don’t get me wrong, Vienna was fine too, but Bratislava’s at the time wasn’t mobbed and had an old village charm that kept the tourists out and the locals happy. 

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The Don’ts Every Christmas Market Traveler Should Know

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Let’s discuss the ins and outs of what you shouldn’t do during the Christmas Market season.

1. Don’t show up without cash. I’m serious about this one. Although the major markets accept cards, it's best to avoid hassle and bring some money. You don’t have to worry if the internet goes down or there’s a small vendor who only takes Euros. I went to Berlin a few years ago to experience an Anglican Church market, and to my surprise, they only took loose change and bills. Talk about a reality check. I walked for an hour, one way, from my hotel, in the snow and cold, simply to hear a drum and bugle corps, and then retreat without any sausage in my tummy from this blunder.

2. Don’t check the dates and just wing it. This might seem like common sense, but not to this traveler. Even two weekends ago, when I was in Cambridge, I had assumed that since the Christmas festivities had started in London, anything Cambridge would be doing would also start around the same time. Surprise, surprise, their winter wonderland began three days later, and after I returned home. This also happened when I lived in Krakow. I knew the St. Joseph’s market would be on one of the weekends in December. Heck, I just assumed it would be for several weekends just like the primary market. I even saw them set up the stalls, but guess which braniac booked an alternative trip for the only weekend they were running their beautiful market? Yeah, this guy. Don’t get me started on the fact that I believed the Gdansk and Vilnius markets were running after Christmas through New Year's. Thankfully, Riga does :) 

3. Don’t assume all the markets have stalls. This one doesn’t require much research, but then again, if you are flying to random European cities hoping to catch a market and are under the impression they are all the same, you'll likely experience disappointment. Then again, the wonderful Reddit folk who trash markets like those in Kaunas and Vilnius for their lack of stalls, also likely complain about everything. Of course, I have vlogs from both of these that will show they are still lively and lovely events, even if they don’t feature the wooden stands that are so prevalent in other parts of Europe, such as Tallinn and Krakow.

4. Don’t stay in the center of the markets and then complain about the noise. Frankly, this should be a no-brainer, but then again, for some reason, my fellow Americans are under the impression that all the markets close at 5 pm or 8 pm. If you can’t deal with residual noise, booking an apartment or a hotel room in the center square of a primary market is a big no-no. The markets might stay open till ten, but to say the party ends then would be idiocy. Let’s also talk about apartment prices. If you are planning to pay out the wazoo, this is a great option to do so, as opposed to finding a suitable place that might be a twenty-minute walk or a tram ride away. 

5. Don’t go thinking there will be no crowds. Should you elect to go to one of the known markets, especially in France or Germany, if you are under the impression that there are quiet times of the day to explore these hamlets and their markets, good luck. Unless you are an early morning person, like me, who wants to walk around and simply take in the ambiance without any stalls or vendors open, this will prove a challenge. Influencers, beware, you will be editing people out of your photos. Then again, if you simply want to walk through, that’s fine, but don’t assume there will be fewer lines at a particular time, especially on weekends or Friday nights. Let’s use some common sense. 

6. Don’t buy everything you see, thinking it’s local. The Chinese have cornered these markets, no, seriously. One would assume that the souvenirs are manufactured in the region and handmade, but that is not always the case. It’s worth doing some research and pausing before you buy every nativity scene and ornament that tickles your fancy. Sadly, this is the same for food. I've heard that the prices in Gdansk and Krakow are almost criminal if you don’t read the fine print, specifically the price per gram. It’s good to try the delicacies, but for every melted cheese dish, there is currywurst from frozen sausages. Double-check the prices and ask where the food comes from. 

7. Don’t let the weather impact your trip. Honestly, this might be the biggest complaint I’ve heard from those Hallmark-obsessed viewers who think every Christmas season in Vienna is snow-covered streets and a brisk breeze. With changing weather patterns, this isn’t the 1970s when the winter season in Europe meant snow and cold. You might get some, but you can also luck out with freezing rain and soaked clothes. A quick way to mitigate the weather is to pack for the worst and have an umbrella, maybe even a raincoat. Who cares if the weather takes a turn for the worse, as long as you make the most of the adventure? 

 8. Don’t forget your prescriptions, pills, and toilet paper. Again, this is no joke for my fellow Americans. Sure, Europe has medicine and hygiene items, but there’s something said for not having to figure out the side effects and correct dosage of a European brand over something you rely on from home. And toilet paper ― while my friend says you can simply steal some when you arrive by taking napkins from restaurants, I have always traveled with a bag of T.P. because you might come across a public restroom that hasn’t been restocked, or God forbid, an apartment rental that left you two sheets for wiping before you can get out and buy extra. One more thing, see number one… exchange some money because not every bathroom takes cards. Yep, you do pay for numbers one and two in this part of the world.​

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Parting words and Christmas travel vlogs

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I’m sure there are more than eight don’ts for the Christmas market season, but it’s enough to get you started. If you want to see what markets are like firsthand, I’m sharing several of my Christmas vlogs from last year. You’ll get a better idea of what to expect and might even plan accordingly. 

Till next time.

​Jonny